Video Picks for Perverts
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(2002)
Okay, I'm not exactly sure how this makes any sense, but the main kid in this movie gets into a boatload of shit after the school librarian sexually molests him in the cafeteria. Why he gets in trouble and not the librarian is a mystery, but irregardless he's totally humiliated so he gets himself expelled, learns how to be a complete badass from some convicts, and starts over at a new school. It's your typical high school movie about learning to be yourself, which everyone knows is crap because if being yourself was actually working you'd be sticking your dick in some slutty cheerleader's ass right now, not sitting around watching mediocre high school movies. This does have midget abuse, a joke about Creed fans being stupid, cheerleaders in plaid skirts, and Faith the Vampire Slayer modeling a bunch of bikinis though, so if you have to go the movies route you could do a lot worse. Don't worry, it gets better once you get to college. Ha ha! I'm kidding. Not for you it doesn't. Read Mr. Satanism's book, The 100 Best Movies Ever Made ...Mostly Suck, now available here and on Amazon.
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