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The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave

(1971)

This rich dude's wife is dead and I guess she must have really got on his last nerve when she was alive because he goes around picking up chicks who look like her and murdering them in his castle. This one other guy always sees him do it so he keeps having to pay the guy off. Why the fuck doesn't he tell that guy to stop hanging around? Or just kill him, too? It's a mystery.

Anyway, he ends up marrying this one chick and suddenly all these deadbeats and layabouts who are always lounging around the place start getting wasted. At first it seems like the supernatural is going on but then it turns out it's all a scam and everybody is killing everybody to try to get the rich dude's money. It's pretty fucking lame and the only good part is when this one chick gets poisoned and crawls across the floor stabbing another chick until they both die. When the smoke clears all the people who were trying to steal the money are killed or busted, but I'm pretty sure the rich dude ended up getting away with at least one murder. I guess the movie was so stupid and confusing that everyone just forgot.


 

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