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A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon

(1988)

This movie is basically about a kid going around scoring as much hot pussy as humanly possible: he nails his best friend's girl (hot), his mom's friend (also hot), and one random (decent), plus he could've bagged two more (both smokin') if he would've played his cards right. In fact, just about the only chick he doesn't try to nail is this one, but that's understandable because this movie came out in the 1980s and I'm 90% sure she's actually one of the Coreys in drag:

Now this sounds like an okay flick, but we never see a single one of these chicks naked. Plus, even though you have to give him props for landing so much tail, the main kid is pretty much a fucking dork (nice hair, fag- save some Crisco for the rest of us) so I spent the whole flick wondering why these chicks weren't throwing it out to someone ten times cooler, like me. Don't get me wrong, there's definitely a hilarious movie that could be made with this much Crisco, someone named "Reardon", and a Corey in drag, but I'm sorry to say this isn't it.