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The Nightmare Never Ends

(1980)

This is sort of like The Omen except they didn't have any money, so they had to leave some stuff out like special effects and expensive actors and quality. It was still pretty cool though. There's this total faggot who's really a demon, and he fucks up all these people who find out: An old Jew; a parking lot attendant; this guy who used to be a monk but got fired; that cop who's always in bad movies; even Bull from Night Court. Finally this doctor chick decides she's had enough and runs into him with her car, throws him in the trunk, takes him to the hospital, cuts out his heart, and puts it in the microwave. That's not such a bad plan, but it turns out the demon pulled the ol' switcheroo on her and he escapes again. There's also Nazis, Indians with tomahawks attacking a dude in someone's living room, a monster arm in a closet, that cop guy dancing at a disco, a witchdoctor, and a demon chick with awesome legs. It's like the movie that has everything.