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A Nightmare on Elm Street
Part 2: Freddy's Revenge

(1985)

Frankly I've never been a big fan of hilarious child molester Freddy Krueger. For one thing, the names of his movies are too complicated. I mean, "A Nightmare on Elm Street" is pretty snazzy, but once they stretch it out to "A Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 10: The Dream Sodomizer, and His Amazing Sidekick Snoozy" or whatever it kinda loses its flair. It shouldn't take longer to say a movie than it does to watch it. This is the Elm Street flick everybody hates because it doesn't "fit" with all the others, but that's exactly why I like it: it just does its own haunted house/possession thing and doesn't get bogged down with a bunch of half-assed "mythology" that nobody cares about anyway. Plus Freddy is still a badass here instead of a fucking joke like he was later on, making stupid Bob Hope-style comments and doing rap music videos and shit. Seriously, what a tool. In this movie, the people say the funny stuff, like the main kid's dad ("He needs a methadone clinic!"), or this smartass:

Chick: "So you going to Lisa's house tomorrow night?"
Dude: "No. Can't. I'm grounded."
Chick: "How come?"
Dude: "I threw my grandmother down a flight of stairs."

Then there's the main chick, a sizzling-hot redhead who isn't even fazed when her sort-of boyfriend shows up at the front door covered in somebody else's blood. I need to meet a girl like that. All this stuff is great, but there's more:

The exploding bird
The joker with the huge Limahl and King Kobra posters in his room. Has there ever actually been a person in the history of the world who listens to Limahl and King Kobra?
The dolphin noises when red-hot Red is trying to stab Freddy in her kitchen. For real, did you ever notice that? What the hell?
All the terror builds up to Freddy crashing a high school pool party. Ha ha! Maybe he'll TP somebody's house next. Duh.
Special shout-out to the bikini chick with the Flock of Seagulls hair at that party, by the way. She doesn't do anything important, but Jesus Christ she's fucking fine.
End credits song: "Did You Ever See a Dream Walking?" by Bing Crosby. Brilliant. This movie rocks.

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