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The Night of a Thousand Cats

(1972)

This cum-chugger flies around in a helicopter looking for chicks to bring to his pad, then he chops them up and feeds them to his cats. If you're wondering why I say he's a homo if he's going around picking up chicks, read that title again: he's a dude, and he has a thousand cats. And don't be all "Well they're easier to take care of than dogs," because that's no excuse. You know what's even easier to take care of? A pet nothing. You're a fag.

The dude doesn't just toss girls to the cats though; in one part he feeds them this guy who accidentally cock-blocks him when he barges in the use the phone, and in another part they get to chow down on the dude's retarded henchman after the tard beats him at chess.* In the end he picks up this slutrag who's cheating on her husband, but every whore has her day I guess because when he tries to ice her she throws a spear at him that knocks open the cat cage and the little bastards all escape and eat their master. See what I'm talking about? At least dogs are loyal to the person who feeds them.

*I'd be pretty pissed off if a retard beat me at chess too, so I can't blame him for that one.