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(1971)
This doctor's son has leukemia so the doctor has no choice: He has to transplant a monkey heart into the son's body, with the help of his weird limping assistant who calls him "Master". Unfortunately, the son's face turns into a monkey face and he goes crazy. "I was prepared for everything, but not for this," the doctor says. The crazy ape dude escapes every once in a while to murder people and rape chicks, and his dad has to drive around in his green station wagon looking for him. When a cop guesses the truth, the doctor acts all superior and tells the cop he's seen too many "pictures of terror." It's pretty dumb, but I think it would make a good TV series. Every week, the ape guy could escape and have adventures, while the dad does a Ted Knight-style slow burn and the assistant makes wisecracks. Or maybe not.
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