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A Night to Dismember

(1983)

This broad comes home from the crazyhouse, but her brother and sister want her sent back there ASAP. The sister wants the crazy broad's ex-boyfriend too (nice Lee jeans, dork), but the ex-boyfriend is nailing this other mediocre chick, so someone cuts both their heads off with a machete in the worst scene of people getting their heads cut off with a machete ever and throws the chick's head on the fire. Some more people who piss off the crazy broad get wasted too (in one part this rubber heart gets pulled out of a guy- it's totally fake and hilarious), but now we see it's really the non-crazy sister doing it. Well, I guess that makes her crazy too, but you know what I mean. In the end she kills pretty much everybody, the crazy broad gets blamed, and the real killer escapes. There is a lot of blood in this movie, but most of the time you can't tell what the fuck's going on because I think the person who worked the camera was drunk the whole time and kept falling down or something. One chick who is actually hot gets it while she's totally naked in the bathtub, but that happens in the first two minutes so you can pretty much turn the movie off after that and you won't be missing anything important.