Norseman

The Norseman

(1978)

Some Vikings (their leader is the Six Million Dollar Man) sail to the United States of America to find their buddies, who got captured by these Indians. The Indians are totally fucking evil (just like all Indians) and caught the Vikings by pretending to be their friends and then dry-gulching them when they weren't expecting it. Every time someone talks in this movie they say something stupid (like "No one had ever seen his face..." while we're looking right at the guy's face; or a Viking who tells an Indian "I know you don't understand what I'm saying," and then asks her a bunch of questions), but that's okay because Indians vs. Vikings is an awesome idea. There should be more movies where they mix it up like that, like maybe Vikings vs. ninjas, or army guys vs. knights, or cowboys vs. Eskimos. Hell, I'll watch any shit like that that they can come up with.

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