Not My Life

(2006)

Take my life, please! Ha ha! Wait, that's not right. Anyway, this chick with amnesia finds out that her husband has been giving her drugs to keep her from remembering that she's a completely different person than he's been telling her she is. Ha! Seriously, she never thought to look into this before? "Yeah, baby, we met last year when I rescued you from a burning building; you don't need to worry about what down in the 30 years before that." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! When the chick finally figures it out she's pretty peeved (somebody's sleeping on the couch tonight!), and when she eventually decides to hit the road he completely freaks, kidnaps her, and tries to start the whole thing all over again. This P.I. she hired previously helps her escape though, and in the end she stabs her fake husband with a pitchfork and he falls from a moderate height.

Moral: If you're a guy, don't do this.

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