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Nurses on the Line:
The Crash of Flight 7

(1993)

The Bionic Woman is a really crummy nurse, so she decides to go to Mexico because standards down there are a lot lower. Nurses and teachers always travel in packs, so she takes a hot brunette nurse, an okay-looking blonde nurse, and Jennifer Lopez with her. On the way down their friend's plane crashes in the jungle, so the nurses have to use their nurse powers to save the day, even though they're all out of medicine and doctor equipment and pretty much everything else they need and in like a fantastic coincidence no one else can come help them for like thirty different reasons. There were two things that would've made this movie good: if the hot brunette nurse stripped down to her panties, maybe to take a really long shower in the waterfall we see in one part;* or if they ran out of food as well as medical supplies and had to eat Jennifer Lopez. Neither of those things happens though. The only good part is when the hot brunette nurse says "...I have been spit on, punched, bitten, tackled..." Rock on, you kinky bitch. I'm in the book.

*She would probably be rubbing her tits here, too.