Off and Running

(1990)

This starts out with a bunch of scantily-clad* mermaids, and it gets even better when Cyndi Lauper comes rolling in looking like the Pulp Fiction dame, except about eleven times hotter. Seriously, check her out:

Christ on a shingle. Was Cyndi Lauper always this knockin'? And not only that, but later she makes jokes about Motel Hell and Thor comic books! That's it- I'm officially in love. Anyway, Cyndi's beau gets whacked by this kung fu rockabilly nerd (imagine Brian Setzer impregnated one of the Proclaimers and then the baby trained with Bruce Lee and you'll get a good idea of what this guy's all about), but Cyndi escapes with the key the nerd was after so he chases her across the country and of course she has all these zany encounters and falls in love along the way. It's basically the same movie as Something Wild, except Something Wild is better because you get to see the main chick's tits.

*This is always the best way for chicks to be clad.

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