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Ogre

(2007)

It's ye olden days and everybody's dying of the plague (That's pretty much all they did in ye olden days- that and not have sex. Ye olden days sucked.), so Bo Duke casts a spell that saves them as long as they sacrifice one sap a year to this goofy-looking cartoon ogre. Also everyone in town gets to live forever. So, regular times roll around and these two guys and their surprisingly high-quality girlfriends (Why they're not at home fucking the hell out of these bitches instead of wandering around in the woods is beyond me.) come along, let the monster out of his little bomb shelter, and everyone gets ogred. This could've been an okay movie, but the ogre looks like complete fucking shit and it's totally embarrassing. Don't quote me on this exactly because fortunately I wouldn't know, but I'm pretty sure they just cut-and-pasted it out of World of Warcraft. Anything would have been better, even a regular guy just wearing a t-shirt that said "OGRE". When will you ever learn, Sci-Fi Channel? When will you ever learn? You fucks.