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1 Night in Paris

(2004)

Pretty much everybody has seen the night-vision video of some dork nailing Paris Hilton, and that's on this DVD, but there's more shit too. It starts with the night-vision stuff, which isn't all that great but it is pretty funny listening to this drip moaning and telling Paris how awesome her pussy is while she looks like she's super bored. I think if he was fucking a jar of crunchy peanut butter it would be more into it. Then, just when he's about to start railing her from behind, she makes him stop so she can answer her phone! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What a loser. And stop videotaping your cock, jackass. Nobody wants to see that. The next part is just Paris videotaping her own tits, which are pretty fucking fine if I do say so myself. It's the best part of the whole movie- this bitch should direct. Then we get some scenes of her in her underwear and knee-high boots (sweet), the dork going down on her forever (you can't see shit), and finally a Paris Hilton blow job where we see too much of this guy's dick again (even Paris tells him he's in love with his own cock in this part).

This isn't the greatest movie in the world that could be made about Paris Hilton getting plugged, but it's probably the only one you'll ever be able to buy on Amazon.com and we do get to see her top-notch rack, so even though it could be better I'm gonna go ahead and give it two thumbs right up her hot little ass.