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Orca

(1977)

This dude kills this whale, so this other whale, Orca, decides to get revenge because it was his main bitch or whatever. At first the dude has a pretty good plan to avoid getting eaten by Orca- he hangs around all these places that aren't the middle of the ocean. Orca has to start wrecking shit and causing all this trouble so that everybody gets on the dude's ass to go out there and face the whalesong and shit. Finally after Orca bites this chick's leg off and swims away with it the dude decides to take care of business, so he follows Orca to the North Pole where Orca pushes an iceberg into his boat, knocks him in the water, and fucks him up good. Orca eats a few other people too, but it's all pretty weak, and this is another annoying movie where there's this Indian who's all wise and down with his "ancestors" and shit. Just once I wanna see an Indian in a movie who's drunk all the time and on welfare and drives around an old pickup truck with no muffler or brakes all day trying to pick up fifteen-year-old girls, like the ones I know. I was really glad when Orca killed that guy. Fuck those know-it-all movie Indians- I'm tired of listening to their shit.