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Outlaw Prophet

(1999)

The same dude wrote, directed, starred in, and did the music for this movie so it's too bad he's not good at any of those things. It's about this alien reality show or something that's run by a disco ball, a floating blob, and a white guy in a suit who can turn into kung fu master Terence Trent D'Arby. For their newest episode they decide to make one alien look like a really crappy Christian rock singer and send him to Earth to fight some other aliens, but everything goes wrong for them when the main alien ends up at a white trash Christian cookout ("Hey boy- like to have a barbeque sandwich God loves you."). None of the aliens have ever heard of God, which suggests to me that there isn't one, but that's not how he sees it (especially after his shitty computer tells him that Christianity is the only religion on Earth, even though I'm pretty sure there's a couple other ones), so he finds Jesus and then teams up with a little girl and a cute hippie chick with a big nose (no chance of seeing her tits, of course- fucking Christians...) to fight his evil alien bosses. In the end the moral is "TV is bad", which is especially true if this piece of fucking shit is on.