Video Picks for Perverts
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(1996)
Why the fuck do they always have to make a "babies" or "kids" version of everything? Muppet Babies... Tom and Jerry Kids... A Pup Named Scooby Doo... Lil' Ilsa of the SS... They're all shit and even little kids hate them so just stop already and come up with something different, you hacks. Jesus. Anyway, in this video some of the "Oz Kids" (duh) go underwater and have an adventure. They hang out with mermaids, pet jellyfish (that's a good lesson to teach kids), meet a gay octopus, and finally get captured by this pissed-off gargoyle and have to escape. I've seen dumber cartoons but that's not what really bugs me: I'll buy the fact that the Cowardly Lion had some kids and someone knocked up Dorothy (lucky bastard), but what the fuck is up with the other ones? Can the Scarecrow actually fuck chicks? Is the Tin Man like this huge pimp? And I knew a chick who got funky with a cucumber once, but a whole pumpkin? I dunno if I wanna meet that broad. Seriously, the more I think about this shit the more disturbing it gets. At the bottom of the box it says: "Will the Oz Kids ever surface again?" I sure hope not.
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