Video Picks for Perverts
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(1999)
I'm pretty sure everybody agrees with me when I say that anyone who ever made a movie that's supposed to be like a funny version of Blair Witch Project should get their fucking teeth kicked in (except Pauly Shore, who should be sodomized first). This is one with the people from The Wizard of Oz in it and it's just as annoying and retarded as all the rest. The only okay thing about it is that Dorothy is pretty damn fine (nice legs- and too bad the camera wasn't pointing the other way for that very last part), and it is awesome when she says "Where the fuck is the Yellow Brick Road??" because you hardly ever hear Dorothy from Wizard of Oz say "fuck". This isn't the only Blair Witch Wizard of Oz movie, by the way, which is pretty fucking sad. It should be illegal to own a video camera unless you sign some sort of form saying that you will only use it to take vacation videos and/or tape 15-year-old girls at the pool without their knowledge, and not to make this kind of idiot crap. If the chick from the original Blair Witch wasn't so damn cute I'd seriously wish it was never even made, because then we wouldn't have to put up with this bullshit.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
