Pack

The Pack

(1977)

This movie isn't afraid to portray the brutal truth: the only reason dogs don't eat people is because there's usually more of us then there are of them. Not this time, though. This time all these idiotic asswits are trapped on an island with a bunch of pissed-off dogs and the dogs decide to start killing everybody. There's not enough gore for this movie to truly rock, but there are some funny parts, like when the dogs chase this fat dork off a cliff, or when the main guy runs over several dogs with his truck and they just get up and run away. In the end the main guy's brilliant plan is to lure all the dogs into his house and then set it on fire. Isn't that a bit extreme to kill like ten stray dogs? Jesus Christ, if you're gonna go that far over the top why not just drop a fucking nuclear bomb on them? Moron.

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