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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1981)
Remember that flawless piece of ass who bared her set in Fast Times at Ridgemont High? You know, while Rosewood was spanking off:
She truly is one of the touchstones of fine. Well in this flick some A-rab decides he wants his own private re-enactment, but she manages to escape and ends up living in an oasis with internationally recognized tool Buddy Lembeck and a masturbating monkey. I'll leave it to you to decide which is more disturbing. Fortunately for us the Fast Times... chick shows off her ass, her rack, and even her bush; it's fucking awesome, even though she does end up banging Buddy and I think everyone will agree that he definitely doesn't deserve that kind of luck. Frankly I'm kind of surprised he took the plunge, since it's already pretty obvious that he's gonna be Bibleman when he grows up; check out this part where he invents the Shroud of Turin:
I think it's about time to do a sequel to this. It could start when some rich little snot decides she just has to have her Super Sweet 16 in a Muslim country that hates America. Of course her parents eventually give in, so this whole gaggle of hot high school bims goes over there and naturally they're immediately captured and sold into white slavery*. As it turns out though their chaperone is the Fast Times... chick, and when Buddy finds out that his old girl is in danger he immediately becomes Bibleman, flies over there**, slits every muzzie throat in the place, and then bathes in their blood for Jesus. When the dust clears the Fast Times... chick rips off her clothes to give Buddy his reward, but as soon as Bibleman sees tits, he explodes. And the whole world wins. * You always have to emphasize when it's white slavery, because making slaves out of white people is so much worse than doing it to anybody else. ** Bibleman can fly, right? If not he takes the bus. Whatever.
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