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Party Girl

(1995)

This cute chick is a "club kid", and like all club kids she's a complete fucking loser. There's not really like a story or anything, she just kind of goes around being stupid, pissing off the guy she likes, getting fired, getting evicted... you know, all the typical things club chicks do until some cretin DJ knocks them up and then takes off back to Germany or wherever* and they have to move back in with their parents. This chick doesn't want to end up like that though, so she invites her old boss over to show her how responsible she is and shit and maybe get her job back, and of course her loser friends pick that exact night to throw her a zany surprise party. I don't think I've ever seen a twist like that before, except of course in every sit-com ever made. The club chick wears some seriously hot outfits and we see one of her tits for like a microsecond, but other than that this movie is one and a half hours of suck.

*Don't you hate it when you go to a club and they're all like "Tonight Only: DJ MC Asswipe from Berlin!" or some such bullshit? Who the fuck cares? If you still have most of your fingers and can remember where the record store is then you have all the talent it takes to be a DJ. You know who the most famous DJ in the entire world is? That's right: nobody. Someday I'm gonna open a dance club and teach a monkey to play the records, and when anyone asks where he came from I'm gonna say we flew him in from London and that he usually spins at this super-hip joint in Soho. I'll bet a bunch of idiot chicks suck his dick, too. DJs suck.