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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2003)
If you were alive in the 1990s you might remember the "Club Kids"- they were a bunch of flaming, unemployed douchebags who listened to shitty music, dressed like colorblind retards, and occasionally went on talk shows. If you can imagine a gay hobo you'll kind of understand what they were all about. Their leader was the biggest shitstain of all, but at least he contributed something to society by killing one of the other Club Kids and finally putting an end to their reign of queer idiocy. There's no way a movie about this could be anything but totally ridiculous, and by the time they get to the part where a giant rat is telling somebody about the murder you know the people who made it completely agree. The Home Alone kid, Oz from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Fez are the main homos; Fez isn't too bad, but the other two spend the whole movie acting like they're trying to out-fag each other and after a while it gets pretty irritating. Plus it was boring- the exact same shit just kept happening over & over again. By the third overdose (I'm counting the cat) I was like "Okay, get on with it already." I think a way better movie would be like a documentary where they get all the Club Kids back together for a big reunion rave in some warehouse or something and then bar the doors and just pump that place full of Zyklon B. Now that's fucking entertainment.
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All for Michael Alig's birthday!
