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The Passion of the Christ

(2004)

This dude is talking all this smack and pissing everybody off, so these soldiers come and kick the shit out of him and arrest him. Most of his boys run off like pussies and only one guy tries to follow him and help, but he gets chased off by this werewolf or something. The soldiers take the dude to the guy in charge. Everybody wants the dude dead, but the guy in charge doesn't think he did anything wrong, plus his wife is acting like she'll cut off the pussy if he kills him, so he decides to just have him beaten up and hopefully that will satisfy everybody. They take the dude and beat his ass with sticks for a while, then they wail on him with this spiked whip that tears out chunks of meat and spews blood everywhere. Finally the guy in charge figures he's had enough, but all these people still want the dude dead and start to riot and shit. At this point he just says fuck it and says they can kill him, which is when the movie really gets good.

First, they make the dude walk down the street while they whip him, then they crucify him (when his one arm won't reach far enough, one guy pulls it out of its socket). These other two guys get crucified, too, and one of them gets his eye eaten by a crow while he's still alive. Finally, the main dude dies and when they poke him with a spear to make sure he's dead, blood sprays out all over everybody.

Most of this movie was pretty weak, but obviously there was some sick, gory shit and those parts were awesome. The only thing that sucked is that it was just this one dude getting tortured the whole time and it got kind of boring after a while. They should have tortured some other people, too- maybe some chicks or something so they could work in some tits.