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Patrick Still Lives

(1980)

Patrick may still live, but his luck sure hasn't improved: two seconds into this flick he gets hit in the face with a goddamned beer bottle and ends up back in a coma! His doctor dad sets him up in this ultra-private clinic (you know, the type of place where famous people go for "exhaustion"), and before long Patrick is using his ESP to waste everybody again. At first the dad tries to whitewash the whole situation by being completely incomprehensible ("It is clear that Mr. Cough's death was due to a fatality.") but pretty soon this flick is just completely out of control: there's a guy boiled alive in a swimming pool, a kick-ass catfight, some hilarious insults ("Die alone, whore."), a broad getting the absolute piss slapped out of her, a dude hung from a hook, a chick stabbed through the pussy, another chick stripping down and rubbing herself all over everything, a decapitation, electrocutions, a naked girl eaten by dogs, a ridiculous amount of scotch, and tons of tits & full-frontal. It's an awesome fucking movie.