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Paycheck

(2003)

Ben "Ben Affleck" Affleck has this shady job where they erase his memory after every gig, but one day when he checks his Paypal account or whatever he finds out he's been shafted out of 92 million big ones! Frankly I've seen Ben Affleck's work and I don't blame them- I wouldn't pay his ass either. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Seriously though, it turns out he actually set it up himself because the last company he worked for is going to destroy the world and I guess he knew himself well enough to know that he wouldn't do dick about it unless it hit him where it hurt- in the pocketbook. What a cock. Anyway, there's some car chases and everybody runs around for a while until the big showdown at the end where a bunch of shit gets fucked up and Ben Affleck saves the day with kung fu. Okay, this is at least the second movie they've made where Ben Affleck knows kung fu, and you know what? I'm not buying it. Ben Affleck could stop by my place and utterly kick my ass (and considering the e-mails his wife has been sending me, he probably should), and I still wouldn't accept the fact that he knows kung fu. Anyway, the movie's pretty stupid and I was gonna say that I wish I could erase my memory of watching it, but if I did that then I might mess up and watch it again. It's like the ultimate catch-22. Wow- that's some pretty deep shit; maybe this movie's better than I thought it was. Probably not though.