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The Perfect Neighbor

(2005)

This deranged broad decides she's obsessed with the guy across the street, so she starts stalking him and shit. In the most hilarious part she lays in bed with a bunch of pictures of him and just rolls around with them, but she also cuts herself for attention, pushes her own aunt down the stairs, kills a chick the guy works with, and finally pulls a gun on his wife. I guess movies like this are scary to girls because they know how irrational and crazy they really are so they can see another chick pulling this kind of crap, but to a normal person it's just ridiculous. If the loony broad was hot this might have had something going for it, but she's practically got one foot in the grave so it's more like an extra-long episode of The Golden Girls where the slutty one suddenly snaps. Frankly I'd rather see that, since I've always kind of wondered how many bullets Maude could take before she finally went down.