Video Picks for Perverts
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(2002)
This movie really is about a killer piñata, but the piñata just looks like a big troll so it isn't anywhere near as cool as it could have been. If I made a movie about a killer piñata, it would be like a little papier-mâché donkey covered with those tissue paper squares you fold over the eraser end of a pencil and glue on, and when it came to life it would bust all these people open and eat whatever it found inside. Then, when they finally killed it, all this candy and shit would fall out so the people would eat it as a victory celebration but it would turn out to be poisoned and they'd all die. This movie has a couple good parts (like when the piñata grabs this guy's balls, crushes them, then tears all his shit out), but my version would have been better.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
