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Post Impact

(2004)

A comet hits the Earth and makes a new ice age. Later, some clown gets control of this space laser and starts using it to zap everybody, so Clark "Lois & Clark" Kent and some other jokers have to take a couple of Moon Patrol buggies into the iciest part of the world to stop him. Unfortunately, nothing that happens after that makes any sense. Like why are there spikes of ice just exploding out of the ground for no reason? Clark only goes on the mission to look for his wife, but if he misses her so much then why is he banging and/or macking on every piece of ass he bumps into? Seriously, when they find this little girl in one part, I thought he was gonna make a move on her. At the end it turns out that the scientist in charge of the laser is actually an okay guy who found a way to end the ice age, so why hasn't he? What the fuck is he waiting for? My main question though is about the blonde chick who betrays everybody (spoiler warning): didn't anybody have the balls to tell her that her ass is way too fat for those pants?