Video Picks for Perverts
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(2005)
Fucking nips and their goddamned Engrish- is this supposed to be "The Prey" or "The Prayer"? At least it doesn't waste any time- it starts out with the twist ending. These drips kidnap a little girl, but when they call her parents to shake 'em down for some bread the parents say the girl is dead! Everybody starts to freak out, but later it turns out the whole thing is actually some huge mindfuck the main guy's girlfriend came up with, and when he finds out he's so pissed off he socks her right in the face! Ha! That's awesome. Unfortunately it's probably the best part of the movie: there's hardly any gore (and when there is it looks totally chintzy); the part where this other little girl gets hit by a car is so fake it's fucking hilarious (even more hilarious than a little Japanese girl getting hit by a car would be normally, I mean); and the girlfriend is reasonably cute but we never see her tits. It's totally the weak.
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