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Pterodactyl

(2005)

Usually the first clue in a movie that there's monsters or something is when somebody finds a giant tooth, or a giant footprint, or the black guy's body. In this movie the first clue is when they find giant piss. What I want to know is, how the fuck do you tell if it's giant piss or just a lot of regular piss? Maybe that's why I'm not a scientist. Anyway, when the pterodactyls get done peeing they decide to carry everyone off for dinner, and I guess a couple of 'em have machetes too because they keep doing fly-bys and cutting people's heads off and shit. It looks like they're holding all the cards until some army dudes roll in and start blasting them to fuck and back. This movie's pretty gory, the blonde who strips down to her underwear for a swim is a nice piece of ass, and the cartoon pterodactyls only look like crap about half the time. There could have been a lot more tits popping out while everything was going down, but I was thinking the same thing at Target today so I guess that goes without saying.