Video Picks for Perverts
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(2006)
In real life, pranks are a hilarious way to humiliate your idiot friends. In the movies though, pranks almost always go horrifically awry and someone ends up turning into a mad slasher. The slasher in this one has an awesome mask that looks like what happens when you leave your jack-o'-lantern out past New Year's, there's some decent gore, and plenty of cuties are creeping around (I especially liked Beret Girl and Eyebrows & Denim Girl), but none of the chicks get naked which is a major faux pas in a movie like this (or any other type of movie, for that matter), and the Crazy Old Guy Who Warns Everybody seems to be going less for "ranting lunatic" and more for "rambling Grandpa Simpson". Also why is "carver" spelled with a K? I mean, it all happens in a place called Carver but when we see a sign it's spelled the regular way, so what's the deal? Is it some Ebonics thing? This movie's not awful, but between Grandpa Simpson, the Ebonics, and those missing tits, it's not all that fucking good either.
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