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Quicksilver

(1986)

Kevin Bacon (you know, that egotistical dude who made up a game based on his own name) is this stock market guy who loses all his money, plus his parents', so instead of doing more stock shit or maybe getting another job and paying them back he becomes a bike delivery guy. It's not all bad since he still has this super-hot blonde girlfriend, but he decides to fuck that up and chase after some annoying pathological liar chick instead. In the end the liar chick gets her ass whupped by a drug dealer, so Kevin Bacon hops on his bike and has a chase with the guy. You would think that the drug dealer would win since he's using a car, but I guess bicycles are faster than cars in this movie because Kevin Bacon manages to not get run over in like the first thirty seconds and finally tricks the drug dealer into driving off an overpass like Wile E. Coyote. Then when it's all over I guess he figures he's pissed off or killed enough people, so he goes ahead and becomes a stock market guy again. So the moral is: you should trade your chains for wings and do something you love instead of being a stock market guy, until you don't feel like it anymore, and then you can just go back to being a stock market guy again.