Raging Sharks

(2005)

This UFO crashes into a space station or something (all of space to drive around in, and these aliens manage to hit a space station- fucking "intelligent life" my ass*). They blow up and this tank full of crystals falls into, where else, the Bermuda Triangle. Later, a bunch of sharks eat the crystals and go crazy and start attacking everybody. Some people get trapped in this underwater lab, so they send the Navy and Parker Lewis to get 'em out (obviously they aren't taking any chances). It turns out to be the worst rescue ever though- in fact, things go so bad that the whole goddamn lab ends up exploding. But this is fucking Parker Lewis, so even though he's in the lab when it happens he manages to escape. After it's all over, the aliens drop by to pick up their shit like it's no big deal that every time they lose a fucking hubcap or something a bunch of people get ripped to pieces by insane fish. Assholes.

*It probably didn't help that they were smoking like twelve bongs at the time.

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