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Raptor

(2001)

A dinosaur escapes from this lab or whatever and starts killing people. One person it attacks is the sheriff's daughter (after we see her tits, fortunately), but she manages to get away. She ends up in shock or something though, and I don't think her dad really gets it:

Doctor: "I'm afraid your daughter is suffering from a rare form of traumatic catalepsy."
Sheriff: "And that would be what, doctor?"
Doctor: "Well, something so terrified your girl that she shut off part of her mind to avoid thinking about it."
Sheriff: "That's not like her."

Later the sheriff and this chick with the largest rack money can buy go to the lab to investigate and get trapped there. Fortunately for them the government is on the case and sends in all these random people (dudes in berets, dudes in winter camouflage,* a bunch of guys in raincoats) to save the day. The main bad guy lets all his dinosaurs out and they start killing everybody (one of them even sneaks onto a helicopter without the pilot seeing it and takes her out- duh) until finally the beret & winter camo guys blow the whole fucking dump to kingdom come. The dinos tear out a few people's guts and the sheriff's daughter has a nice pair, but this is one of those movies that doesn't quite go far enough. A lot more people should've gotten chewed up, for example, and why the hell does the main chick have a rack that can probably be seen from space if she isn't gonna show those puppies off? Jesus saline-leaking Christ, get with the program you stupid bimbo.

*Even though all this is happening in like the Southwest or someplace. And indoors.


 

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