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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(2001)
Killer rat movies are all pretty much the same, so this one plays it smart by having a hottie pop out her prize little nubbins right away. Good job, killer rat movie: now I'm interested. The rats first show up in this snooty-ass department store, so naturally I was hoping that at some point like a million of them would come swarming in and attack all the asswipes who shop at stores like that. Unfortunately that never happened. The rats do tear one guy's ear off, attack a bunch of little kids, and chew up various other idiots though before the good guys come up with their typical ridiculous plan, which is leading all the rats into an empty swimming pool at the Y and then blowing it up. The parts where the rats burst up into the pool like fucking oil geysers or something are completely retarded, but the only thing I can think of that's cooler than someone falling into a giant swimming pool filled with killer rats (which of course happens) is seeing people blow up a giant swimming pool filled with killer rats, so this movie gets definite props for that*. They use shitty cartoon effects to make the rats hiss and the main chick, who has a tight ass, never gets naked, but other then that this was a pretty good killer rat movie. * The best part is that they trick this maintenance guy into letting them into the pool, and dollars to donuts he's the one who has to clean up all the rat mush when it's all over. I'll bet that cat is pissed.
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