Raw Force

(1981)

These three karate dudes are on vacation, but their boat sinks and they end up on this island of evil monks. The monks don't like them, so they raise all these kung fu zombies from the grave and everybody fights. Kung fu zombies are enough to make a great flick all by themselves, but this movie also has tons of naked chicks, a bar brawl, a guy's face shoved in the toilet, white slavery, a gun fight, cannibals, piranhas, and of course there's plenty of gore. I don't want to say any more and ruin it for you, because this is one of the most awesome movies I've ever seen- it's like some sort of classic or something. If you ever see it at a video store you should get it and make an illegal copy, or rent it with your girlfriend's card and just don't take it back. It's that good.

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