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Razorback

(1984)

This annoying animal-rights chick goes to Australia to cause trouble, but they're not in any mood for her brand of shit so a couple guys run her car off the road and beat the crap out of her. They figure since they went to all this trouble they might as well rape her too, but they don't get a chance because this giant pig shows up and eats her hippie ass. The chick was married to Gonzo Gates, and I guess he really liked her because he comes all the way to Australia looking for her. He ends up wandering around the Outback or whatever 'til he finds this hot blonde to help him (we see her nice little tits, but only for like a second) and they team up with this hunter dude and go after the pig.

Okay, a movie with a giant killer pig sounds kind of gay, but it was actually pretty cool. The pig eats a bunch of people (including a baby), tears half of this dude's house off, destroys cars, and does all kinds of other crazy shit. It's pretty badass for a fucking pig. The movie would have been better if they showed more of the blonde's tits though; like maybe they could have had Gonzo make a play for her or whatever and done it that way, but I guess maybe it was too soon after the whole wife-eaten-by-a-pig thing for him to go chasing after a new piece of ass, so I'll let it slide.