Real Men

(1987)

John Belushi's brother is a super spy who kicks tons of ass and lands all the hot pussy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Anyway, his job is to take Jack Tripper to this top-secret meeting, but for some reason every single spy on Earth (even ours) is trying to stop them so along they way they get in a few gunfights, blow some shit up, and have a bunch of "wacky" adventures that don't have anything to do with anything and aren't funny. Jack is okay, but John Belushi's brother's whole shtick is being a raging asshole the entire time and saying "Bob" as many times as possible. He sucks. Of course, this is the guy who's been shown up by a beagle, a German Shepard (three times), and a rhino in a swimming pool, so I suppose that shouldn't come as any big surprise. The best parts are when we see this one hottie's tit, and a panty shot when the Russians' "top negotiator" shows up. Both these chicks fuck John Belushi's brother though, which pretty much takes them out of the running as far as I'm concerned.

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