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Recess: School's Out

(2001)

Recess was this cartoon about a bunch of normal kids in a normal school, so when they decided to do a Recess movie what did they make it about? A bunch of guys who want to move the moon with a laser and freeze the earth.  Have they lost their fucking minds?? What the hell does that have to do with anything? And how come nobody notices the giant laser coming out of the goddamn roof of the school? I mean, Jesus Christ, it's right across the street from somebody's house! And what's with the ninjas? Who comes up with this shit? As if all that isn't retarded enough, it has to go and end with a goddamned motherfucking hippie music video, just to completely piss me off. Most kids who would watch this don't even have parents who remember the 1960s, you idiots. The only good thing about this flick is the main kid's older sister- nice. Too bad we don't see her naked.