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Requiem for a Dream

(2000)

Drug movies suck- they're always exactly the same: some people do drugs and their whole lives turn to shit and then something horrible happens to them like they die or go to jail or find Jesus. There need to be more movies where people do drugs and just have an awesome time, like in real life. Plus how come in drug movies there always has to be a part were someone has like these seriously fucked-up hallucinations and shit, even if the kind of drugs they're taking don't make you hallucinate? It's fucking ridiculous. This stupid fucking movie is just the same old shit, but at least hottie Jennifer Connelly is in it, and since Jennifer Connelly as a junkie is one of my top ten fantasies ever I thought the parts with her were pretty awesome, especially when she needs a fix so bad she's willing to do anything for it- even have lesbian ass sex with a giant two-headed dildo.* There's some boring shit about some ol' lady popping diet pills** you'll have to fast-forward through to get to the parts where you can see, say, some of Jennifer Connelly's bush, but trust me, it's worth it.

*Everybody kept going on and on about how brilliant and artistic this movie was when it first came out, but you know the only reason it got made is because of this scene.

**They make her hallucinate.