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(1997)

Why do they keep putting John Belushi's brother in movies? I mean, seriously, who comes up with a movie and then goes "I'm not making this film unless you can get me the guy from K-9!"? Anyway, it starts when this chick's car breaks down while she's driving through Texas. John Belushi's brother gives her a lift, but just about the same time he finds out that his wife is whoring around on him so he shoots her (the wife, I mean) in the face. I'm pretty sure that's legal in Texas, but the main chick freaks out anyway and runs to some top-secret research complex for help. For some reason this whole place is run by one college student, but he must be on the honor roll or something because he's figured out how to go back in time. Then in a series of remarkable, by which I mean retarded, coincidences the main chick gets sent back in time and decides to try to change what happened. Instead of fixing shit though she ends up getting three people killed, but she can't stop meddling so she tries again and this time six people buy the farm*. I was getting pretty damn sick of seeing these same few jackasses get shot over and over again, but fortunately at this point there's some twists so in the end it isn't completely irritating. It really could've used some tits though.

* The sad part about all this is that she sticks a gun in John Belushi's brother's face like a hundred times, but of course she never just blows his fucking head off which of course would've solved everything right then and there.