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Return of the Ghostbusters

(2006)

This isn't about the real Ghostbusters, or even those annoying asswipes with the gorilla, it's about the Denver Ghostbusters, and it's just as retarded as that sounds. In fact, it's so fucking lame it actually makes Ghostbusters 2 look... well, it doesn't make it look good because that's impossible, but you know what I mean. I really don't understand why nobody can figure out how to make another Ghostbusters movie: you just come up with a mediocre horror flick, then have the people it's happening to make jokes instead of screaming. How hard is that? Instead, the best thing about this armpit is that the Angry Nintendo Video Game Nerd is in it, but he isn't actually one of the (Denver) Ghostbusters and he doesn't even get to flip out over anything (like how much this movie sucks, for example) so even his part blows. The basic story is that the (Denver) Ghostbusters have to stop this evil guy who swiped one of their ghost traps, stole a bunch of people's souls, and summoned this gigantic brown snake (it looks like a humongous flying turd) to destroy the world. It's all completely boring and almost (but not quite) as funny as chronic back pain, but the absolute dumbest part is near the end when this random black dude gets recruited to be the token Ghostbuster for absolutely no reason. Seriously, this brother is just standing around and suddenly one of the (Denver) Ghostbusters is like "We could really use your help right now!" For what??? The movie was almost over, so maybe they thought he could come up with an awesome rap for the end credits or something. I don't think the hacks who made this even had permission to make a Ghostbusters movie, so hopefully they'll get sued for so much money that by the time they're done paying it off they'll be ghosts themselves.

I did dig the reporter chick though- I would so put it in her butt.