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Ringmaster

(1998)

Ha ha! Jerry Springer's a scumbag! At least his movie has lots of hot ass in it. Some chick flashes him a pretty nice pair at a diner (this is the best part of the movie, by the way), a couple of topless tramps with really nasty fakes make out on his show, plus My Name is Earl's ex-wife is in it and she bangs just about everybody (we never actually see her naked though, which is too bad because she is pretty fine). Meanwhile tons of broads throw themselves at Jerry (which probably is realistic but he's still a douchebag for pointing it out), he sings in one part (which is an unbelievably bad idea but I guess once you actually make the decision to have a Jerry Springer movie what like constitutes a "bad" idea is probably a little harder to identify), and it actually tries to have a moral which is sort of like Pol Pot offering to pick up trash from the side of the road for a couple of weekends to make it up to everybody. The most retarded part is the very end though, where it says this movie isn't about Jerry Springer after all! See, his name's Jerry Farrelly in the movie so obviously it's about the Jerry Farrelly Show! Seriously, how fucking stupid does he think we are? Fuck you Jerry Springer, fuck you and die.

I do like the cover of the DVD with Jerry looking all bewildered and shit. It's like he can't figure out how he became such a sleaze or something.