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Riot on Sunset Strip

(1967)

At the beginning of this flick, these kids get busted for being on the Sunset Strip after curfew. Curfew laws are so gay- kids can get in just as much trouble at home huffing butane. Anyway, they figure the party's over 'til the next day:

Hot Chick: "Frank! You're not grounded!"
Frank: "My old man was so bugged at the cops he forgot to pull my wheels!"
Hot Chick:  "Then we make the Strip scene again- it's what's happening!"
Other Dork: "Crazy."

Obviously they're all complete fucking morons, but it gets even better when they go to this lame club and some guy tells them; "Donnie's got a place set for a freakout- let's make it!" They all break into this house, drop acid, dose a chick, and then after she does this really really long dance five dudes run a train on her (they don't show it though). Of course it turns out she's like the police chief's daughter, so he's pretty irritated and kicks the shit out of some of the kids right in the hospital waiting room. The kids all get pissed and it looks like there's gonna be a riot, but then... there isn't. Unbelievably fucking weak. At least this movie has shitloads of insanely hot chicks in it (my favorite was the blonde with one black stocking and one white one). Too bad there isn't any fucking nudity.



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