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Road Rage

(1999)

This movie stars that insanely hot chick who was in The Lake. She cuts some guy off on the freeway because she's on her cell phone, so he decides to get revenge. (The problem is that she didn't give him like that little "Sorry!" wave that you're supposed to give people- if she had done that everything probably would have been okay. She sort of lifts her cell phone to him, but that's like saying "I drive like shit because I'm on my cell phone," which just pisses people off more.) The guy tracks her down, tailgates her, breaks into her house, then follows her to work and hangs out in the parking garage and strikes this ominous pose after she leaves, just in case anyone's watching I guess. He even bangs her nasty friend, supposedly to find out more about her, but since he already has her name, phone number, and address so I'm not sure what the point of that was. I think he just has a thing for ugly chicks. So after all this stalking and planning and shit what does he do? He makes the chick and her husband miss their teenage daughter's swim meet! The fiend. (Nice shot of the daughter's crotch in this part, by the way- not too shabby.)

I guess he realizes he needs to maybe up the intensity a little bit, because next he chases the chick down and rams her car with his truck until she crashes. Some witnesses get his license plate and call the pigs, but they say they can't arrest him because stalking, felony vehicular assault, and attempted murder aren't against the law. (The best part is when the cop goes: "I'm just trying to do my job here." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Duh.) Later the guy decides to trick the chick's step-daughter into getting into his car and drives off with her. The chick finds out and goes back to the cops, but they say they can't get a warrant to search someone's house just because that person was seen kidnapping a minor and probably took her there to sodomize her for hours before decapitating her, violating her dead headless body, then destroying all the evidence by chopping her up into tiny pieces and flushing everything down the toilet. Seriously, these are the stupidest, laziest cops I've ever seen in a movie- even after all this shit they're like "We've got nothing on him." Finally the chick flips out and goes "I'll find him myself!" The main cop doesn't say anything and just walks away when this happens because that's probably exactly what he was waiting to hear, the goddamned slacker. Finally the crazy guy kills the ugly friend,* then kidnaps the daughter (again) and the main chick. They outsmart him though, and he ends up getting run over by a semi truck.

This was stupid as piss but I like that this chick is always doing trashy movies like this. She needs to take it up a level though and start doing ones where we get to see her rack, even though it looks like she might've had those pups reduced since last we met. I'll bet they still look pretty nice.

*You should see how irritated the cop looks when they find her body and he realizes he actually has to get off his ass and do something.