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The Road to Flin Flon

(1996)

This cat wants to get the fuck out of  L.A., but all these things like conspire to keep him hanging around, like running out of gas and (mainly) pussy. It's another one of those movies where they find some lame excuse to have one of the characters videotaping the whole thing so they can make it for as cheap as possible, and it's a road movie* and road movies almost always suck. (Especially the ones where people learn a valuable lesson at the end. I hate that shit.) This one's actually pretty funny though, plus they were smart and threw in things like hot chicks, tits, and toad licking just to make sure it was good. The tits were totally gratuitous (that means something's great, but you didn't need it), so I'm extra proud of the people who made this for having them in there.

*A "road movie" is a flick where people drive from one place to another and all this awesome shit goes down along the way, unlike in real life where the most exciting thing that ever happens is somebody getting the runs from eating at Wendy's.