Rockbitch: Bitchcraft

(1997)

If you never heard of Rockbitch that's too bad for you. They're the chick band that had songs like "Pissdrippingfurburger", went on stage naked, and spent the whole show making out, fisting each other, and pissing in each other's mouths. It was fucking awesome. Nothing that great can last for long, so they finally broke up but at least they made this concert video first which isn't as cool as being able to see them at the local arts center or something but I suppose it's better than nothing. The only problem is you can't get it in the U.S. because everybody here is uptight, so you have to go to Europe or something, buy it there, then sneak it back into the country which is kind of a pain in the ass but then not only do you have an awesome DVD but you're also technically an international smuggler and how cool is that? And once you have it the best part is that you can show it to your girlfriend next time she starts blathering about how great some "girl power" band like Cookie Cutter Girl is, and after she's done puking and/or crying maybe that dumb bimbo will have actually learned a thing or two.