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Runaway Nightmare

(1982)

These two worm farmers are hanging out in the desert when they see these dudes bury a chick alive. They dig her up and save her, but then her feminist friends show up and kidnap them. It turns out they're a cult or something, and they take the worm farmers to a secret hideout and just keep them there while all this stupid shit happens: a goth chick gives one of the dudes a hotfoot, this really annoying fat bitch keeps laughing and laughing for no reason, and some of the girls take off their clothes but they show totally different girls' tits. Later, just to break up the stupidity, everyone goes to a bar where they have the lamest bar fight ever. The chicks keep talking about "The Syndicate" and  have some terrorist plan in the works or something (I guess), but I sort of lost interest until the end, when a nuclear bomb goes off. After it's over we see pictures of all the people and it tells what happened to them, just like American Graffiti. People are always saying that some movie is the worst movie they ever saw, but I swear that this really is the worst movie I ever saw, and one year I rented every horror movie and porno the video store had, in alphabetical order. The guy who made this should be forced to fuck that laughing fat chick for an entire weekend, and then informed that she has the clap.