Rushers

(2006)

These two older dudes decide to pretend they're college freshmen so they can rush fraternities, get smashed all week, and tap some hot college ass. Obviously that's a great fucking idea, and even though the beginning of this movie is kind of weak and there's only one pair of tits (and they suck), it gets better as it goes and later there's actually a couple of pretty funny parts. Plus, unlike Old School, which sort-of used the same idea, this movie actually has an ending.* There really should've been a lot more tits popping out what with all the college babes running around, but this movie is only like a half hour long so with any luck someone will give them a dump truck full of money and they'll make a longer, even better version with way more nudity. I'm looking at you, Spielberg. Fuck Indiana Jones 4.

*You can always tell when the people who made a movie couldn't think of an ending, because they either suddenly introduce some contest that the good guys have to win, or they put the good guys on trial. Old School was so fucking lame that it actually did both.

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