Santa Baby

(2006)

Santa has a heart attack, so his daughter Jenny McCarthy has to save Christmas. For an Xmas movie this is pretty tolerable: there's actually a couple of funny parts, two people who aren't even important to the story get it on in Santa's workshop for absolutely no reason (of course we don't see them naked or anything, but just knowing somebody did the nasty on some kid's toys is good enough for me), and nobody says anything particularly puke-inducing. Also I liked Lucy the elf- she was pretty damn cute. The elfs in this flick are all supposed to be retarded (seriously), but I'm not above fucking a retarded elf, as long as she's hot. Same goes for midgets.

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